Monday, January 09, 2006
Baby Boot Camp – Letter from camp
I know… haven’t written ‘bout weeks 3 and 4 yet. They got me runnin’ here, but I’ll git to it – I promise.
In the meantime, I thought y’all might enjoy seeing one of the jodies we sing while we’re marchin’ off to Diaper Duty. If you’ve been there, you know the tune. If not, you probably heard it on TV:
I don’t know but I’ve been told,
Echo: I don’t know but I been told,
Mommy’s milk is good as gold.
Echo: mommy’s milk is good as gold.
It’s real good before it’s through.
Echo
Then it just turns into poo.
Echo
Sound off!
One, Two,
Sound off!
Three, four,
Count ‘em on down,
One, two, three, four,
One, Two, Three, Four!
This diaper rash has got me down.
Echo
Makes me wear a big ol’ frown.
Echo
So, I’m gonna get me a three day pass.
Echo
I’m gonna kick that diaper’s ass!
Echo
Sound off!
One, Two,
Sound off!
Three, four,
Count cadence,
One, two, three, four,
One, Two, Three, Four!
‘Till next time, keep ‘em Semper Dry!
In the meantime, I thought y’all might enjoy seeing one of the jodies we sing while we’re marchin’ off to Diaper Duty. If you’ve been there, you know the tune. If not, you probably heard it on TV:
I don’t know but I’ve been told,
Echo: I don’t know but I been told,
Mommy’s milk is good as gold.
Echo: mommy’s milk is good as gold.
It’s real good before it’s through.
Echo
Then it just turns into poo.
Echo
Sound off!
One, Two,
Sound off!
Three, four,
Count ‘em on down,
One, two, three, four,
One, Two, Three, Four!
This diaper rash has got me down.
Echo
Makes me wear a big ol’ frown.
Echo
So, I’m gonna get me a three day pass.
Echo
I’m gonna kick that diaper’s ass!
Echo
Sound off!
One, Two,
Sound off!
Three, four,
Count cadence,
One, two, three, four,
One, Two, Three, Four!
‘Till next time, keep ‘em Semper Dry!
R.T. Lemur 7:49 AM
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