Wednesday, October 06, 2004
VIP VPs with BVDs in a WAD
Did anyone watch the VP debate?
Normally, I like to stay away from political discussions. However, I noticed something very curious during the VP debate…
At one point, I closed my eyes and just listened to the two of them go at it. Instantly, I was transported back to my elementary school playground.
Edwards: “My daddy can beat up your daddy!”
Cheney: “Oh no he can’t! My daddy is tough! He used to fly planes!”
Edwards: “So? My daddy has more money than your daddy!”
Cheney: “Yeah, but my daddy has a nicer car. He’ll run your daddy over and squish him flat!”
Edwards: “Oh yeah? My daddy fought a war. He has shrapnel in his arm!”
Cheney: “Yeah, but your daddy fought like a girl!”
Edwards: “Take that back!”
Cheney: “Nya Nya! Make me!”
Sigh. I kept waiting for the teacher to break it up, but then I opened my eyes…
Normally, I like to stay away from political discussions. However, I noticed something very curious during the VP debate…
At one point, I closed my eyes and just listened to the two of them go at it. Instantly, I was transported back to my elementary school playground.
Edwards: “My daddy can beat up your daddy!”
Cheney: “Oh no he can’t! My daddy is tough! He used to fly planes!”
Edwards: “So? My daddy has more money than your daddy!”
Cheney: “Yeah, but my daddy has a nicer car. He’ll run your daddy over and squish him flat!”
Edwards: “Oh yeah? My daddy fought a war. He has shrapnel in his arm!”
Cheney: “Yeah, but your daddy fought like a girl!”
Edwards: “Take that back!”
Cheney: “Nya Nya! Make me!”
Sigh. I kept waiting for the teacher to break it up, but then I opened my eyes…
R.T. Lemur 11:19 AM
2 Comments:
Yeah, wouldn't you like to give both of these clowns a wedgie?
I'd rather see them give each other wedgies.
Lemur, you are a very humorous and skilled writer. So humorously skilled, that I wish you would post on my Quinceanera forum. I see that someone with a name like yours has registered. And yet this person has not posted. Neither have you.
How much longer does the world of the quince forum have to go on without your wit, Mr. Lemur? How long do you think one post a week on this site will suffice?
Lemur, you are a very humorous and skilled writer. So humorously skilled, that I wish you would post on my Quinceanera forum. I see that someone with a name like yours has registered. And yet this person has not posted. Neither have you.
How much longer does the world of the quince forum have to go on without your wit, Mr. Lemur? How long do you think one post a week on this site will suffice?